melon-hut: **REBLOGS ONLY** MBF me ALLpromoted in a list! 1 screenie 3solos
tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter
richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
galacticdad: when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
meladoodle: do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’
kungfucockcrusher: ppl who say my blog is good ppl who talk to me ppl who put up with my shit ppl who follow me kisses u all
floozys: hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
aftershe: egberts: lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
kiingpark: kinda sucks knowing everyones bitching about you
genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls